Since I can't provide you with an actual picture, here is an amusing mental one. The school demands conservative haircuts for male students. Okay, I understand. So I go to a local barber shop and ask to have a hair cut. I say, "Take a little off the top." The message didn't quite make it all the way through, and I was left with just "a little on top." Yup, that is right: I am bald again.